This quote from Carl Jung conveys what I believe about the abilities of human senses, especially when applied to human hearing, which should be considered by reviewers before attempting to wax eloquently about audiophile equipment on an empty stomach or desiring of a soothing beverage.
It is not easy to grasp this point. But the point must be grasped if we are to know more about the ways in which the human mind works. Man, as we realize if we reflect for a moment, never perceives anything fully or comprehends anything completely. He can see, hear, touch, and taste; but how far he sees, how well he hears, what his touch tells him, and what he tastes depend upon the number and quality of his senses. These limit his perception of the world around him. By using scientific instruments he can partly compensate for the deficiencies of his senses. For example, he can extend the range of his vision by binoculars or of his hearing by electrical amplification.
But the most elaborate apparatus cannot do more than bring distant or small objects within range of his eyes, or make faint sounds more audible. No matter what instruments he uses, at some point he reaches the edge of certainty beyond which conscious knowledge cannot pass.
– Carl G. Jung (Man & His Symbols – 1964)
In the end, it’s a problem with perception created by the quality of our senses. And no one’s senses will be the exactly same. And, if you need some samples, here you go. Don’t worry they’re calorie free. (Thanks to ChatGPT for the references below):
- “The treble notes dance delicately on the tongue, while the midrange flavors burst forth like a ripe berry. The bass undertones provide a velvety finish that lingers on the palate.” (Review of the Sennheiser HD800)
- “These headphones are like a fine Bordeaux, complex and refined. The high frequencies are like a crisp apple, while the midrange is akin to a smooth, buttery chardonnay. The bass is deep and resonant, like a full-bodied cabernet sauvignon.” (Review of the Focal Utopia)
- “The soundstage of these headphones is like a rich tapestry, woven with intricate detail and depth. The highs sparkle like champagne bubbles, while the midrange is smooth and velvety like a merlot. The bass is like a dark chocolate truffle, indulgent and satisfying.” (Review of the Audeze LCD-4)
- “The sound of these headphones is like a symphony, with each instrument perfectly balanced and harmonious. The highs are like a delicate flute, while the midrange is like a warm cello. The bass is like a powerful timpani, providing a solid foundation for the entire ensemble.” (Review of the Sennheiser HD650)
- “These headphones are like a gourmet meal, with each note providing a unique flavor and texture. The highs are like a crisp green apple, while the midrange is like a rich, buttery brie. The bass is like a hearty steak, perfectly seasoned and cooked to perfection.” (Review of the Beyerdynamic T1)